Aussie gets sledged

I normally tour each year with the Wiltshire Relics. I couldn’t make this year but I had this tale emailed to me today from Relics Supremo Freddie Coupe, it made me smile.

Shaun ( Relic’s Aussie ) caught out there best bat…….and as the guy walks off, he is swearing away and says “ caught out, caught out….and by a F**king Aussie”…..he was still going on about it an hour later , when I was fielding on the boundary….moaning to the rest of the team and assorted barflys sat on veranda…….he repeated his earlier comment and added, “ I should have known there was an Aussie on the pitch ‘cos someone had been through the bins at Tea Time !”.

Top chelping !